Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Olu-ed

A home wrecker. Stepping into a relationship and breaking them up,or stealing ones partner.

This girl is hot but her boyfriend is a loser so he's about to get olu-ed

I just got olu-ed

by Cream_pie_guy99 September 22, 2016

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

Ed Marsh

Ed Marsh is a lovely LITTLE man

Yo is that Ed Marsh

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.

"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"

by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021