National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

national piss yourself day

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day

cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self

by towignw5imgkmrfldmk rptn November 27, 2021

National Bully Carlos Day

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.

Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”

by Devencyatri December 27, 2021

National Fortnite Duo Day

January the 5th is the national fortnite duo day. It is the day to play fortnite duos and nothing else.

X: What are you doing on January 5?
Y: Duh! It's National Fortnite Duo Day, means I'm going to be playing fortnite duos all day!
X: lessssss gooooooo!

by styxhelmet January 3, 2022

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.

Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.

by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022