When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
Get the monster condommug. Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.
"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
by Horus November 10, 2005
Get the crank monstermug. a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.
will attack if provoked.
will attack if provoked.
by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007
Get the gila monstermug. by J. N. Ayash July 25, 2008
Get the cookie monstermug. 1 To get encouragement 2 to have a strong attitude about wat u r doing 3 TO GET BACK IN THE GAME 4 to get agressive
1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda
3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up
by JAMEL ERV April 28, 2006
Get the monster upmug. A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.
by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008
Get the monster midgetmug. by slim June 11, 2004
Get the marsh monstermug.