minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.

person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.

boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

minecraft

there are many different types of players in mine craft there is the red-stone master there is the miner there is the builder and there is the hunter/warrior there is also the farmer i am the farmer

the goal in minecraft is to defeat the ender dragon and you can do many different things so i think you should download minecraft

by feesh power November 15, 2021

chad ultimate minecrafter

the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp

have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter

by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022