minecraft

pounds his meat

dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?

by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!

I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!

by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"

by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

Minecraft Gamers

some of the top tier gamers of the decade

Minecraft Gamers are such a top tier gamer of the decade, maybe even of the century!

by CryptoKnowsWords May 1, 2021