michaelaftonsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Michael Afton from Five Night's at Freddy's.

A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.

They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.

Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.

by CorruptedSouls21 February 10, 2021

Michal

Michal usually known as a polish guy with a big cock. He know’s how to use his big and heavy gear. Once you get intimate with Michal your life will spin 180°

Girl 1: Omg! Can you see? Michal’s coming this way!

Girl 2: Oh yeah! He’s the one they call massive pyton!

by milenayex June 5, 2020

Michael

The guy who everyone likes. The guy who doesn't show his feelings well. The guy who is hilarious. He lies a lot, but you never know when he is telling the truth. He loves one girl, he always have. He can't show his feelings well. The guy who can break a heart very easily. Be careful.

Hey Michael, who do you like?
"I aint telling you."
LOLOL

by ellle October 17, 2012

Michael Jackson

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.

he's innocent, that michael.

by |-{ F8 }-| April 5, 2005

Michael Moment

A moment in your life when/where Michael Jackson had an effect on you.

My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?

by Likcwhoaa July 7, 2009

Michael

An absolutely AMAZING guy with brown hair and hypnotizing brown eyes. This guy is Hillarious! and has many nicknames. He often forgives but never forgets, and would do anything for his best friend, including risk getting majorly hurt. He thinks of his best friend as his "lil sister" and she loves it when he says it. Michael is retarded&geeky at times but thats just him and it makes him that much better. He is like no other you have EVER met!!!!!! There is no way there could ever be any other person so awesome out there. He is truely amazing, and his "lil sis" hopes he knows that, because she cant tell him enough =)

"lil sis": WOW.. i cant believe i just did that, im sooo retarded lol

Michael: lol, ya but dont worry,its ok, I still love you lil sis... no matter how blonde you can be lol

"lil sis": * smiles* lol,I love you too my AMAZING big bro lol

by ILoveYouGeekBoy=P July 23, 2010

Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010