May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

May 10

May 10th is national send dick pick day.

Hey its May 10 you have to send me a dick pick!

by itstrueG May 10, 2020

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

elliot may

An amazing person who is beautiful and caring and has amazing friends that love her and will look out for her no matter what, she is shy but is funny and makes everyone laugh no matter how they are feeling. An all round amazing friend!!

Oh your friends with elliot may I wish I was

by Lwood468 May 20, 2018

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020