max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick

Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick

by Max Pollard July 30, 2018

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 07, 2021

boy max

The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.

"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."

by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 06, 2022

dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 06, 2017

Pulling a max

When a embarrassing situation happens to somebody and that person starts pretending that didn't happen everytime that person situation gets brought up because there to embarrassed/scared to admit it happened.

For example: Damn Michael you really sleep with Jessica.bro she so ugly ,Michael nah Jerry that didn't even happen .jerry damn Michael your really pulling a max.

by My.nobody65 September 29, 2020

Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019