gila monster

a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.

will attack if provoked.

"keep your gila monster away from my girlfriend!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

monster condom

When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain

"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...

by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017

cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine

Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.

by J. N. Ayash July 25, 2008

monster up

1 To get encouragement 2 to have a strong attitude about wat u r doing 3 TO GET BACK IN THE GAME 4 to get agressive

1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP

2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda

3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up

by JAMEL ERV April 28, 2006

giggle monster

Someone who giggles a lot and turns into a laughing-cookie-eating monster.

Manuel was being such a giggle monster after I told him the joke.

by Yo_noods April 19, 2009

monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003