by cl9ud October 26, 2003
Get the Reel Life Product mug.The "mid life crisis" you might get when turning 16, or another young age. Happens when you realize you are no longer Peter Pan, defender of adolescent bliss and are at some point in your life going to have to live all alone.
Girl: Excited about your birthday this sunday?
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.
Guy: Not really.. I'm actually in a bit of a pre-life crisis right now.
by TFS August 11, 2005
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When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.
A one-sided conversation.
Typically occurs online.
A one-sided conversation.
Typically occurs online.
Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:
Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g
** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.
Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g
** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.
by Bart Pimpson June 29, 2009
Get the Conversational Life Support mug.Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.
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Get the altis life mug.by gruefood June 11, 2006
Get the The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything mug.Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 3, 2004
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If someone 'in the game' asks you a question and you respond with any answer containing the word 'mine' you have to do 10 push ups, straight away without delay (in the middle of a football match, lecture ect).
To do the push ups you must be asked by another member of the game. If the person who asks is not a memeber then it does not count.
If you delay for any reason you have to do 100 push ups.
If you deny you are in the game after saying 'mine' and get cought out, by another member of the game, you have to do 100 push ups.
Once joining the game the only way to quit is to do 1000 push ups.
Any disputes are to be settled by a 'kangaroo court' of three people who are in the game. (usually the people who witnessed the dispute).
Push ups cannot be completed over multiple sittings. Breaks can be taken while completing the required number of push ups but the penalised player cannot leave the push up position while taking these breaks.
The exemptions to the game are; If you are refering to 'mine' as in a land'mine' or a 'mine' as in a place where shit gets dug up.
If someone 'in the game' asks you a question and you respond with any answer containing the word 'mine' you have to do 10 push ups, straight away without delay (in the middle of a football match, lecture ect).
To do the push ups you must be asked by another member of the game. If the person who asks is not a memeber then it does not count.
If you delay for any reason you have to do 100 push ups.
If you deny you are in the game after saying 'mine' and get cought out, by another member of the game, you have to do 100 push ups.
Once joining the game the only way to quit is to do 1000 push ups.
Any disputes are to be settled by a 'kangaroo court' of three people who are in the game. (usually the people who witnessed the dispute).
Push ups cannot be completed over multiple sittings. Breaks can be taken while completing the required number of push ups but the penalised player cannot leave the push up position while taking these breaks.
The exemptions to the game are; If you are refering to 'mine' as in a land'mine' or a 'mine' as in a place where shit gets dug up.
by Crazy Fowl April 1, 2011
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