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Loser

someone who judges you by your name or types them in the urban dictionary and writes a whole god damn paragraph about them
you're a loser
why?
because you define names on urban dictionary and give people weird personalitys.
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by yum yum frogs April 5, 2023
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Loser

Trump and his KKK (aka everyone who voted for him).
by BidenWinner November 6, 2020
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Loser

A person that cannot accept any kind of loss
Ding Don Don aka Mr. One Term is a loser
by BarackIsAWinner November 11, 2020
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Loser

Someone who has more than 15000 minutes on Spotify spent of Lana Del Ray, and should get a life.
Bro have you seen this dude’s Spotify Wrapped? He’s such a loser.
by dankdoodlelord December 3, 2023
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Losers

I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.
Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2022
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loser gf

she lies in bed all day doing nothing, has many mental illness, plays videogames and likes anime, has less than 3 friends, the song “girlfriend” by tv girl was written about the loser gf
you want a loser gf until she’s actually a loser whos incapable of being independent, won’t admit she’s jealous, gets insecure easily, stays in her room all day either playing video games of sleeping
by wingswings March 5, 2024
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swag losers

A very swaggy friendgroup :)
Person: Omg, they’re so cool! who are they?
Person2: You don’t know them? They’re swag losers!!
by swaggykid101 July 9, 2021
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