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Lazy Lemon

A name used to refer to pre-squeezed lemon juice in a bottle or lemon-shaped plastic container.

Chef Gordon Ramsay uses the phrase in order to insinuate that the chef who uses it is too lazy to use fresh lemons.

The phrase is used by Ramsay in Season 2 of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, UK - La Lanterna.
"When you walk into a kitchen and spot a bottle of Lazy Lemon, it means Lazy Bastard... nothing more."
~ Gordon Ramsay
by THE PEOPLE'S WHEAT March 1, 2009
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Pressed Lemon

Person 1- Omg (person 2) why are you such a lesbian?
Person 2- I'm not a lesbian! Being gay is wrong and God tells us not to be gay
Person 1- You need to stop being such a pressed lemon, all that repression is going to make you need some intense therapy.
by kapowinxx3 September 5, 2010
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the lemon icy

sex move: doing doggy style while simultaneously shoving her face in the snow, turn her around and piss on her snow covered face.
we fucked outside but it was so cold and i had to piss so bad i just gave her the lemon icy
by &h@vin46&2 December 15, 2014
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Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!
Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.
by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022
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Singe the Lemon

Accidentally (or even intentionally) biting, nibbling, or scraping your teeth on a woman's clitoris.
I didn't mean to singe the lemon, but now Sarah hates me.
by spidermonkeywaaaaah! October 1, 2006
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meadowlark lemon

Using your hand to move a girls head up and down on your buddies dick while she gives him a blow job, like your dribbling a basketball.
His buddy gave him a meadowlark lemon to show what a good friend he was.
by Canacius August 27, 2012
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poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.
by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
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