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Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).
Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!
by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024
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Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.
Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr
by L'rock April 2, 2021
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kitty bear

Someone that does work for the Keep the Business Running (KTBR aka kitty-bear) train for SAFe .
Hey this looks like a job for kitty bear!Give it to Mark.
by d-ca December 11, 2017
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Neck-kitty

A way to refer to a cat that sleeps or lays on your or other's neck's
My cat slept on my necked call it Neck-kitty
by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021
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Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.
Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024
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Swamp Kitty

The adorable, long nosed, green and scaly carnivore and lives in swamps that everyone loves. It is adorable and a native to Florida and they are kinda silly but if you get one mad they will kill you
1. “My favorite animal is an alligator
2. “You mean the swamp kitty”
1. “Yeah you right
by Kim Jin Un October 29, 2020
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