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New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018
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JERSEY JUICE GANG

The gang consisting the Jersey boys: David Laid, Dylan McKenna and Qwin Vitale.

So-called "natural" bodybuilders.
Dude did you see the latest video from the JERSEY JUICE GANG
by ranur February 26, 2019
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jersey shore, nj

A Jersians favorite place to go over the summer. Although this shore is sometimes given a bad rep by outsiders because of the 2009 MTV show; these beaches, us Jersians claim, are
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.
by Shae1234 February 12, 2017
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New Jersey Sunset

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.
Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"
by StonedWhiteKid May 25, 2016
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New Jersey Special

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.
Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!
by Gaycie May 26, 2020
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Kingwood, New Jersey

Have you seen to Kingwood, New Jersey's farms and hunters recently?
by Nosamamore January 8, 2012
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New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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