Italian litterbox

while in the act is coitus, a man ejaculates into his pectus excavating, forming a pool, and the women, dressed as a cat, begins to lap up the semen like a cat while purring aggressively and scratching at the man's face.

Hey Dom you have a sunken chest right? We should do an Italian litterbox.

by Fragrance Fag January 15, 2026

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Grammar Italian Fascist

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

by dTraj October 20, 2010

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

filthy italian

When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner

Look at that filthy Italians t-shirt

by Dans1900 February 22, 2017

Fake Italian

A person who claims to be italian yet has no knowledge of italian culture or the country itself.

Brandon is wearing his italy shirt again.

Aren't his parents from Germany?
Such a Fake Italian.

by Dead_Meme April 16, 2017