human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

by TenHands March 2, 2011

cutest human alive

you

You are the cutest human alive and there is no denying that now if you will excuse me I am gonna look at wholesome memes now.

by Allmyfriendsaredeadormemes May 7, 2020

decent human being

Isaac

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :

by tobp September 2, 2021

Human r2-d2

When a little person dialing a speakerphone has a trash can thrown on his/her head. This expression was used in Saturday Night Live featuring Mick Jagger.

"Dude, see that midget over there?"
"Yeah we can turn him into a human R2-D2!"

by A person yo November 21, 2015

Human Boobi-centipede

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.

Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !

by Wilbaune September 18, 2014

human victory cigar

Darko Milicic. i guess the term can be applied to anyone who sucks and goes into a game when your team is up by so much that there isnt any way you can lose.

Darko Milicic

by stu f. May 3, 2004

human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010