auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...

by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

pussy hero

A type of sex in which the woman is used like a video game often involving multiple orgasms for a time but often subsequent boredom from the woman as she grows to realize and resent the gamers emotional indifference.

Jeff has a long tongue and is the reining champion of pussy hero.

by Bluepillprofessor October 24, 2018

hero

Someone who passes you on the highway going way too fast.

"Oh look at this hero over here, he's gotta be somewhere".

"Hey, where's the fire, hero?"

by kenjaminblinton June 27, 2016

Athletes aren't hero

This means that only a person who has truly done something that should be respected should get the "hero" title. Not just "I just won a trophy.MAN I'm a hero now." If you wanna be a hero there is a lot more you need to do then attend practices.

Athletes aren't hero? No sir.

by #sike #roasted February 27, 2016

hero fighter

A game that takes centuries to update.

That game is such a Hero Fighter man...

by MangaD July 23, 2017

Molding Hero

The main man. Usually works first shift and does nothing but sit at his desk. Always complains about working on his floors. Never comes in on time and bitches about how hard it is to get dressed and come to work. Also talks with a nasaly voice and is always in search of Coke.

"There he is again. Little bitch taking a nap at his desk making me do all the work. Thats why he's the Molding Hero."

by Supa' Dub T June 26, 2008