scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

by dalhart February 25, 2015

Hog Pic

When men send pics of their peen

“I can’t believe that Jack sent her a f*cling hog pic”

by hotblondebitch1 October 15, 2023

Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.

While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate March 9, 2019

Hog Goblin

Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe

Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here

Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?

Nig 1: yezir

Nig 2: damn!

by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019

Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.

Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.

by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016

Heir Hog

Next in line for the Hog Throne. The duke of jokes. He

Heir Hog is telling some very silly jokes!

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.

Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!

by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025