The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.
by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
Get the Evanmug. All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021
Get the Evanmug. An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
by zuzubons November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by greatgrantma February 5, 2019
Get the Evanmug.