5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)

(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.

by Gangsta Stoner January 30, 2008

disco biscuit

a biscuit with rainbows on it

"mr.c would you care for a disco biscuit?"

by white mustang November 1, 2011

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010

disco bomb

Passing gas on a dance floor. Usually females, the dead giveaway is a momentary pause in their dance movement. They typically look down at their shoes and then up at the ceiling, or they look over one of their shoulders. Sometimes they'll smirk momentarily.

Extra credit: Walk up to the disco bomber, hold up your hand for a high five and yell "disco bomb!" if she meets you half way.

"Hey - did you see that? I think Ashley just dropped a disco bomb."

by Mark_J January 17, 2009

Disco Baby

A baby that is created by the actor/actress of a porn film during the making of a scene.

Franks Mom was a porn actress about a year before he was born, he's probably a disco baby.

by doogie_yuma November 11, 2010

punk disco

A truely atrocious style of music that combines the worst of punk with the worst of disco. Some of the leading punk disco bands are Freudian Slit, The Jizzbuckets and The Disgusting Brothers.

"Punk Disco is a music style I really, really hate."

by Ace Freemok April 29, 2007

panic! at the disco

The best bend in the world with the best singer ever.

Jimmy:What is one of your favorite bands?
Jeff: Panic! at the disco.

by JF113003 November 19, 2016