dinopirate

(n.) a dinosaur that has been abducted by pirates and taken on board. Only to later on, join in the pirate's many wars after haven fallen in love with the tiger trapped in a cage in the bottom of the boat. Bullets flying everywhere, swords hitting bone... the dinosaur reemerges minus a leg and an eye but still holding onto pride. Slap on a wooden leg and an eye patch and hand it a sword, and there you have it: dinopirate.

raawr i'm a dinosaur
arrgg i'm a pirate
RAAWRRG! Ima dinopirate!!!!
- and the only one on earth

by Jenna N. Stricker August 8, 2006

dinowhore

A person who likes large in every sense. Plays badminton and enjoys hitting shuttlecocks and whacking off with their racket.

Damn that chick Natalie in gymclass was such a dinowhore

Natalie is the biggest dinowhore in the universe

by Felipeee January 13, 2009

Walked the fucking dinosaur

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.

"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."

by Dmacattack93 August 21, 2011

Scale of Dinosaurs

Naming how awesome something is by akinning it to a dinosaur

Aww what George is like a deinonychus on the scale of dinosaurs

by funking re-re April 2, 2016

Bingus ass dinosaur

Gai he do be prety gae

Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"

by Zecnode November 16, 2020

dinosaur train

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

by aarghh c coom arghh August 8, 2020

Dinoenamored

Captivated .. Charmed ...crazyover ...devoted ..dotty ...loving ...smitten ...wildabout ...

My Dear Pallie dmp is Dinoenamored with our Dino

by Dinofever March 31, 2008