crime scene

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

by mgill238 May 9, 2008

chimp bastard

little chimp looking fuckers that eat a lot of fruit and shit alot and may look like obama

jimmy-"hey did you vote for obama?"
jonny-"o you mean that chimp bastard fuck on tv?! no way?!"

by fuck tits October 21, 2010

butt cramp

when anal sex hurts

by best June 12, 2003

crip-set

A very gay way to say "lets go". Or a crip way to say dip-set.

Homo #1 : Yo my nigga, ima crip-set outta here
Homo #1 : Ya me to... Lets all just crip-set outta here nigga's
Rest of the Homo's : Ok nigga i wanna play some WoW anyway
Homo #1 : seen yo styll wun Ez

by KillaJJ June 28, 2006

Crip

Different Sets

"there's gonna be different sets, cuz there not all alike"

by baby_gurl March 23, 2003

crime monkey

a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*

by niccy July 24, 2008

Crip

A mostly African-American and minority gang found in ghettos.

"The Crips just invited my grandma to a bongo party."

by diablodude February 11, 2004