by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008
Get the snack cracker mug.A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.
Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!
She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.
Also:
Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.
That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.
Also:
Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.
That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
Get the Crotch Cracker mug.by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014
Get the Cracker smacker mug.A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean
Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
by datDude June 30, 2015
Get the Fart cracker mug.John: That sandcracka just got into fuckin Harvard. Fucking sand crackers
Jay: Yeah man, fuck those sand crackers and their 4.0 GPAs.
Jay: Yeah man, fuck those sand crackers and their 4.0 GPAs.
by SRDS April 29, 2007
Get the sand cracker mug.The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.
"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"
"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"
"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"
by Dan Mc December 29, 2007
Get the Cheese and Crackers mug.Cracker Cash is a small wod of moist, over wrinkled bills that have been in the soiled palms of a crack head waiting for there dealer to show up in the usual " right away up to 1,500 minit time frame. Anticipation mixed with anxiety in the hands...or "palms" rather, of a hopefilled crack smoker is sure to cause sweaty and wrinkled bills known as "Cracker Cash"
cracker cash can be found in the pockets of cab drivers, drug dealers & johns, as well as in the tills of and 7/11 convenience stores during the hours of 1am-7am
cracker cash can be found in the pockets of cab drivers, drug dealers & johns, as well as in the tills of and 7/11 convenience stores during the hours of 1am-7am
clerk: and $15.50 is your change
cutomer: whoaaaaeeek! can i get some dry bills of you please? whats with the cracker cash???
friend 1: hey bro you got that 5 bucks you owe me?
friend 2: i should have 5 on me in one of these pockets.....here!
friend 1: uhhhh dude, whats with the cracker cash?? you been hanging on to that five for few weeks???? if you need it keep it! that bill has more wrinkles that grandpa's nut sac.. Abe Licoln's beard rubbed off for cryin out loud.
cutomer: whoaaaaeeek! can i get some dry bills of you please? whats with the cracker cash???
friend 1: hey bro you got that 5 bucks you owe me?
friend 2: i should have 5 on me in one of these pockets.....here!
friend 1: uhhhh dude, whats with the cracker cash?? you been hanging on to that five for few weeks???? if you need it keep it! that bill has more wrinkles that grandpa's nut sac.. Abe Licoln's beard rubbed off for cryin out loud.
by kyle prosko June 18, 2008
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