Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Colonizer

The act of a man of typically Caucasian decent ejaculating onto a person of colour's face. Marking the person who has been ejaculated on to property of the ejaculator. A re-enactment of the imperialistic actions of empires and nations of the past.

John: Hey dude, whats that on your face?
Jacob: Oh this? Bryce just used The Colonizer on me earlier.

by raimen May 21, 2019

penis colonic

To urinate inside an anus during anal intercourse, with the aftermath being a similar result to a colonic.

Guy #1: "Check that girl out!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I'd give her a penis colonic..."

by tek9tim March 20, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

Penal Colony

a penal institution where prisoners are exiled, usually in a jail that is almost impossible to escape.

The County jail made a whole new penal colony--heck, they are never getting outta here!

by cha_rite March 21, 2005

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009