porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

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Business Card Moment

When you spittin made game at an old lady in the store but your not sure how to say I wanna bang.

An OWL came up in my store and I had a business card moment.

by Slim TT April 14, 2021

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V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

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Black Card Revoked

A popular trivia card game and game show that tests history, facts, know how, and experiences of African Americans with wit, charm and humor. Game created by former LeBron James management execs.

Don’t mess around and get your black card revoked.

by Blackcardrevoked.com August 19, 2018

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The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

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