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by kaesonsu January 11, 2022
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.
by Steve Regal August 20, 2022
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step into the circle

when a fight breaks out and you're the most irate person there, it's a way of daring someone to get close to you so you can knock them the fuck out
*fight breaks out*
BJ: *bodyslams someone*
BJ: WHO WANTS TO BE NEXT?! JUST STEP INTO THE CIRCLE, BUB!
by texaschief October 10, 2008
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impossible gift circuit

A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.

This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.

Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.

Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.
The original gift is a T shirt which says:

CALM DOWN!

Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder

Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.

So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.

And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"
by HotSummer1968 September 21, 2009
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straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight
Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.
by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021
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Bro Circle

A social gathering similar to a old-lady knitting circle, but for bros. Often involves the stringing of lax spoons or discussion of fellow bro's relations with members of the opposite sex.
(7 bros arranged in a circular fashion)

Bro 1: yo bro pass me some fire so i can burn this mofo.
Bro 2: np bromeo.
Bro 3: yo bro how was the other night with girl x?
Bro 1: it wuz chill
Bro 2: details bro?
Bro 1: Ask yo mama, she knows all bout it...
Bros 4-7: oh snap...
Bro 5: bro circles are legit
by Nuggetpouch November 30, 2010
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Circle Jerk

When Males sit in a circle and jack off and they all ejaculate on a piece of bread in the middle and last one to ejaculate has to eat the bread.
Brett lost the circle jerk on purpose to eat the bread.
by Tyler Spillane May 2, 2005
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