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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.
I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?
by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
by RangaNadz November 28, 2023
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Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
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Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)
Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading
Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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