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Taco Bell

Taco Bell is a pseudo-Mexican restaurant for people who could care less about quality food. Do they even use real cheese and beef in their tacos?

Food-borne illness is a hallmark of Taco Bell and has been for years.(Their hygiene practices are so bad, I wouldn't touch that place with a 10-foot pole.) That said, I've gotten sick more times than I would care to admit.
Word to the wise: Don't eat at Taco Bell, or you'll turn into a Gordita.
by Tagman77 July 2, 2005
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taco bell

A poor excuse for Mexican food.

Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.

Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.
I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.

Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.
by Frijolero March 16, 2009
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Taco Bell

A shitty fast food chain that uses Dog parts in their beef.
Ever wonder what happened to the Taco Bell dog?(read the above)
by FhillyMan July 19, 2003
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Bell

The famous pop song, "Ring My Bell", is regarded as an euphemism for cunnilingus in urban legend.
by AllR July 23, 2005
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Taco Bell dog

A furry little animal this met it's death by a low rider
Adam Sandler's Song was right,he killed the taco bell dog.
by Marh May 13, 2005
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taco bell

To taco bell, or eat huge amouts of shitty food(not necessarily taco bell) then go party for the night, and wake up the next morning, not really remembering what when on, or why your ass is toatally demolished. Frequent taco bellers are refered to as "Bellies" and are usually fat, stupid, and suck dick just for that one last "Gordita"
Though most people agree that Belling fairly tits, it is not advised to do so on a regular basis.
"dude, you wanna go taco belling to night?"
"hell yea, you wanna go to White Asshole or taco hell?"

*mother "Look at you! did you you go belling last night?"
*son shits his pants and goes back to sleep.
by Abe713 January 30, 2008
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Saved By The Bell

A popular teen show of basically the same thing. Although
most of the episodes are funny, it usually consists of the constant relationship problems between Zack and Kelly, which gets pretty tiring. I mean, make up your freakin minds about who you wanna go out with! Geez. Other than that, its a pretty good show.
Zack and Kelly are an on-again, off-again couple throughout their high school years on Saved By The Bell.
by LiveFastDieFun May 24, 2008
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