Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 19, 2015

gaytorade bottle

clear bottle used for weeing into when you are too lazy to visit the toilet.

if only i had a gaytorade bottle and didn't have to walk to the bathroom.

by master_ap September 23, 2011

Bottle from TPOT

oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.

Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.

by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

bottle episode

an episode in which the majority of the time is spent in one central location.

this bottle episode sucks! they don't go anywhere lol

by will1214 November 23, 2022

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024