lace bite

Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!

Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*

Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite

by Bender0920 April 15, 2016

Pull Bite Twist

A sexual act done while performing fellatio, as the receiver nears climax the giving partner will simultaneously pull anal beads from the receivers anus, gently bite the shaft just below the tip of the penis, and twist one of the receivers nipples, when done correctly the person receiving the Pull bite twist (abbreviated PBT) will have a much more intense orgasm. This is due to the massage of the prostate in conjunction with the thrilling pain of a nipple twist and cockbite mid orgasm.

male#1 Dude that old guy is a freak!
male#2 Yeah he told my girlfriend to do the Pull Bite Twist!
male#1 so how did it go?
male#2 I came buckets...

by Chefboyarbeiber November 26, 2013

Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.

Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...

by glenbruce August 11, 2009

mel bite

a mel bite is a massive bite of food, it gets its name from a girl called milena whos nickname is mel who constantly take huge bites from peoples foods.

milena: hey can I have a bite of your sandwich?
friend: sure
*takes mel bite*
milena: I took a mel bite!
friend: you bitch!
*half of sandwich has gone*

by ohehohahah October 18, 2014

The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.

1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."

by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017

Yeasty Mc Bites

"Yeasty Mc Bites" is a pastry that has been warmed ip to perfection inside a woman's vagina. The woman's vagina provides a heat source to cook the pasty. The pastry is bite sized and it has the consistency of yeast.

Man eating pastry: Dayum, this strudel is yeasty mc bites worthy.

Friend: i gotto get my hands on dat yeast.

by Imabossassbitch(max33) December 9, 2013