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Alabama Thunderpussy

The greatest Southern Metal band of all time, next to Every Time I Die. With A name like that, you'll have to love them.
Guy 1: "Hey have you heard Alabama Thunderpussy's new CD?"
Guy 2: "Of course! It makes me want to give my girlfriend a Paul Bunyan Flapjack!"
by Coleno! 3750 December 27, 2011
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Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.
God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?
by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016
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alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.
Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!
by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016
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Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"
Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.
by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019
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alabama

home of the:
-ugliest people on Earth
-dumbest people on Earth
-most ignorant people on Earth
-most out-of-style people on Earth
-people who think theyre wonderful, yet no other state cares about them
-idiots who have confederate flags on their trucks because they dont realize it does NOT exist and they still think they live in the 50's
-most stereotyped people because of racism, which is actually NOT true
-worst drivers on earth because they think they're so great when theyre behind their huge trucks and can do whatever they want, til they get out of their automobile and realize theyre just a typical pathetic Alabama person
-scum of the U.S.
-U.S. conservatives who dont like any change whatsoever
-thousands upon thousands of amendments to their constitution b/c the state government is so screwed up
-most overrated football teams (auburn and alabama), which, in fact, do suck and are not even close to being good academic schools
-NICEST people you can meet, though

Note: i do live in alabama and i do speak the truth
Non-alabama resident #1:
"you see that ugly, dumb, ignorant, out-of-style, arrogant, confederate flag wearing, racist, horrible driver, scum, conservative, really nice person over there?"

Non-Alabama resident #2:
"Yea, so?"

Non-Alabama resident #1:
"He/she must be from Alabama"
by Alabama resident June 11, 2005
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alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.
My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.
by Joe Borris September 25, 2011
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Alabama milkshake

when 2 guys are in the act of sex. the recipient takes a shit and it goes into his partners penis. He then pulls out and the recipient gets a straw and sucks the shit out of his partners penis.
Man i'm thirsty i could really go for a Alabama Milkshake right now.
by Flickerstick182 August 16, 2019
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