beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012

garon beer

The coolest name ever

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.

by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016

Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.

I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.

by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013

Beer Waldo

The delicious mixture of a cold tasty beer with orange juice. The mixture should be an 80/20 split. Best enjoyed in the morning, after a late night.

That man has a beer waldo!

by MixKing October 29, 2011

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Friday beers

A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.

Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?

by Thisthatnanothathing April 17, 2020

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017