shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?

"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"

by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018

spooky snake

The ingame act of being affected by any status effect and instantly Screaming "Spooky snake", then committing genocide on your team

"Watch out! Those guns inflict radiation!"

"SPOOKY SNAKE!"

by iitz.Rayzurr May 29, 2017

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

Dick Snaked

The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.

"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"

by Cheap Thrills June 1, 2017

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020