crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005

gila monster

a creature of pure torture or pleasure depending on it's usage. most commonly found to be residing within the denim confines of eric bana's pants. when venturing out of said confines, it prefers warm, moist caverns and is known to burrow deep within these trenches for comfort.

will attack if provoked.

"keep your gila monster away from my girlfriend!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

marsh monster

a bird that looks far to ugly for words to describe!

what a marsh monster

by slim June 11, 2004

monster up

1 To get encouragement 2 to have a strong attitude about wat u r doing 3 TO GET BACK IN THE GAME 4 to get agressive

1IF U R ABOUT TO PAFORME IN A LIVE SHOW AND UR NERVOUSE YO HOMIES WOULD SAY MONSTER UP

2A man my yapper iz low , boy u need to monster up to get that gudda

3when you playing basketball and a big guy pushes u around then u need to monster up

by JAMEL ERV April 28, 2006

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

Poopy Monster

Also known as the logo for Raisin Bran©, the Poopy Monster eats anything and all things good. He has an appetite for small children's souls and a thing for sprinkle monster.

Corrine: "Oh shit, Poopy Monster just ate Sprinkle Monster."
Poopy Monster: "WTF is this shit, I'm trippin' off acid."

by she made me do it May 20, 2011

kube monster

To pork a girl when she is on her period.

She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.

by Kalabastard July 27, 2008