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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.
A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.
by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010
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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016
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spit on my bumper

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022
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spit on kitty

The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.
We spit on kitty in this house
by GG da banger August 10, 2021
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spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .
Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.
by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022
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