When on a golf course, you hit a shot, usually off the tee, which sounds perfect, but travels airborne at a very low trajectory, typically going 50-150 yards.
I'm not sure what's wrong with my game. These shots I hit sound and feel good, but I keep hitting this low cut shit down the fairway.
He's an okay golfer, but could be a lot better, because he always hits a bunch of low cut shit.
He's an okay golfer, but could be a lot better, because he always hits a bunch of low cut shit.
by crazylegsdave May 19, 2014
Get the low cut shit mug.A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
Get the Freddy Takes a Shit mug.A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022
Get the Squatting Shit Box mug.Fuck yes, it’s November 4th SHIT YOURSELF DAY
You deserve a break, don’t go to that silly toilet
SHIT YOURSELF!
You deserve a break, don’t go to that silly toilet
SHIT YOURSELF!
by JoeMama GOTEMMMMM October 17, 2019
Get the Shit Yourself Day mug.Where u literally shit on a kid so bad u have to say it in front of their whole family. Can be used in any platform without any consequence.
by TheWifeBeater2000 March 8, 2022
Get the GET SHIT ON KID mug.When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021
Get the Shit Van Winkle mug.by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018
Get the Shit-ton-fuck mug.