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self check-out

When someone credit card swipes or scratches their ass and then smells it.
The girl on the subway platfrom this morning chose the self check-out. She scatched her ass, then sniffed it. we made eye contact and she the she dove into her shame hole.
by slobby1 October 26, 2011
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making out with a dog's ass

another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco!
by Norm L. August 12, 2004
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Spring Break Psyche Out

You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
by Jordan-de-Texas April 18, 2008
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pulled a rabbit out of the hat

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.
"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."
by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009
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talking with his dick out

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.
Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.
by Kaliphunia June 25, 2008
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who let the dogs out

A term used to describe taking a shit.
Dad: "Who let the dogs out on the front lawn?"
Son: "Sorry, that was me."
by Adam Fink July 12, 2006
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