Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"
Lad / bro: "charge me"
by Irrelevantname January 9, 2016

by Cuong` Buôi June 24, 2017

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.
by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

Bro1 and Bro2 were hanging in Bro2's room
Bro1 “want to know something about me? “
Bro2 “No- “
Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window “
Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “
Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish
Bro1 “want to know something about me? “
Bro2 “No- “
Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window “
Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “
Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish
by KatDraws May 24, 2022

by MireilleMe December 14, 2021

(Me) : lets see if i am any cool guys on the internet
(internet) : *shows picture of famous guy*
(me) : *Is happy*
(internet) : *shows picture of famous guy*
(me) : *Is happy*
by Yeetmastapotetoekid November 25, 2019

by eheheheheeeee May 8, 2023
