Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Ur mum

the british way of saying the classical UR MOM joke so if u say ur mum GET OUTTA HERE

UR MUM NO THATS JUST NO

by U3U May 14, 2019

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

Ali-Minion-Mum

Ali-Minion-Mum

Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013