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Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
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Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.
My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”
by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
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Hot Wife Summer

Are you doing hot girl summer with us?”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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