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Here Town

A small town in the USA bordered by qrrbrbirlbel, founded by Lyco Jsxbot in 1836.
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)
"Hey bro, you coming to my party this weekend?"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"
by David Twerkbuttz June 29, 2022
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Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong
Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man
by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025
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Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"
John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...
by Faride Adib January 2, 2019
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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
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