Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 1, 2023

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Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.

Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

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Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011

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Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.

I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.

by ezmom63 March 22, 2023

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