drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool

put my drool log in your mouth

by need4speed November 29, 2013

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

yung logs

Clutch, God, or affiliated with the third eye tribe

That guy over there is yung logs

by Yung logz December 21, 2013

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015