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Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!
by bumflute July 25, 2011
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Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.
1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020
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Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force
"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."
by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017
mugGet the Lead pipe dealmug.

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021
mugGet the Mexican Oil Pipemug.

Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.
Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
by Beaker One April 3, 2009
mugGet the Long Fat Pipemug.

shit pipe sheriff

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."
by donna-chester! March 11, 2008
mugGet the shit pipe sheriffmug.

pipe polisher

sucking a mean japs eye. sucking penis.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
that girls nickname is pipe polisher molly.
mugGet the pipe polishermug.

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