autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

by Edgy lord December 7, 2017

Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019

horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

by shonny September 8, 2007

steel horse

An old name for a bicycle

...the steel horse fills a gap in modern life, it is an answer not only to its needs, but also to its aspirations...It's quite certainly here to stay.
Le Vélocipède Illustré, in 1869

by sunnydayz April 27, 2017

Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.

Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!

by tj8 January 11, 2010

horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006