Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Brother Cheeks

A term used by the homosexual community to show they would like to begin a orgy among a group of men, usually more than 8 men.

Related:
HWMS Brother Cheeks: A ship used as a venue for these homosexual orgys.
(Any ship can become a HWMS Brother Cheeks if approved by H.S.H Prince Maximilianus.)

BickleBuice:I don't need to be the highest rank in a nation to fund military operations :)
Srodins: Brother cheeks

by Srodins (Prince Maximilianus) November 19, 2020

Brother Cheeks

A word used by the homosexual community in order to show their interest in beginning a homosexual orgy, among a group of men usually more than 8.

Srodins: Brother Cheeks, Rome ain't finna ever get 1452'ed

Me: No thanks, I am not apart of the homosexual community.

by Srodins (Prince Maximilianus) November 19, 2020

Snappin Cheeks

When a hot juicy fart releases from your butt and create a snapping sound.

Man, I was just snappin cheeks and it felt so good.

by Proclubs N 501’s October 25, 2020

Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.

‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind’
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing’

by Candyshaft October 28, 2020

cheeks

Short for butt cheeks.

Noun
Buttox aka ass, booty, rump, hindquarters etc.

Adjective
Something of extremely poor quality.

Imma get me some cheeks tonight!

Yo, this food tastes cheeks.

by KennEH! October 28, 2020

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020