Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

by jjd241 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.

Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.

by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Running a train on a Mountie.

I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.

by MooseToga February 5, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010