Strawberry Slimey

The act of performing a nuru massage with strawberry cheesecake filling as lube. It must end with sex and a vaginal creampie.

I just finished my first strawberry slimey, it was sweet!

by Lucrativethoughts June 22, 2022

Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 21, 2017

strawberry fareway

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.

Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house

Where did you get the strawberry candy from?!?

by Some egg January 24, 2022

Strawberry Milkshake

When a female sucks semen out from her vagina while on the rag.

Vanessa got her first period last night so I felt entitled to give her the first Strawberry Milkshake.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017

Strawberry Nut

The semen produced by a ginger

I sucked his soul out and got the strawberry nut.

by Johnathan Berlin May 18, 2018