Speed

Kassidy’s wee little legs

She had some speed

by urmadrex2 February 18, 2022

c (light-speed)

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour

The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.

by QwertyPixel February 9, 2023

speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 9, 2021

web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.

shit this web speed makes this be slow motion

by marco June 25, 2004

high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023