speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian July 1, 2011

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.

"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023