lite soft penis

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
by Twinkle boner star July 24, 2017
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Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 24, 2017
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Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
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Soft Cockey

A Cockey being a farmer type person from rural Australia, a soft cockey being one who is incapable of doing a hard days work. Someone with weak and wimpy tendancies, usually of lazy character.
Troy Murrell cant even do a days hard graft, he's a right fucking soft cockey
by Luvly Jubly February 07, 2016
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Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.
" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"
by jnie January 27, 2022
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Soft Masc

This term is used in the lgbtqia+ community to describe a masculine woman with a touch of femininity
I want me a soft masc
by Spinach69 January 20, 2024
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Soft insult

Soft Insult- An insult disguised as a compliment, often used in the southern states. Super condescending.
She really thought she could get with the hot guy at the bar so she wrote her number down on his napkin. then his hawt girlfriend walked up and says "Oh sweetheart, BLESS YOU HEART! You thought you had a chance with him!" And they both laughed in her face. BOOM! SOUTHERN BELL SWEET SLAPPED WITH A SOFT INSULT
by Cairish February 08, 2018
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